Names don't stay the same...

It started with
"Camber"
becoming
something called
'Storm'

...No
I'm not quite sure either
Why this is

Now we have got
'Southport'
'officially'
becoming
'Blush'
Or
Better known as
'Cerocport'

'Southport'
Also has now
officially become
'Eclipse'
Or we now know it as
'Skegee'
as in
'Are you going to Southport, ah, I mean Skegee?'

Let's all just hope
'Rock Bottoms'
Doesn't become
'Cerocbottoms'
(oops!)

Well,
Where is it all going to end?
Do we hear this nonsense
In the Tango world I wonder?

It's got me thinking
Maybe we can come up with
New names
For existing Tango places?

What about
Alan's La Mariposa
becoming
'Clapham'

Ivan's Negracha's Club
becoming
'Aldwych'

John's The Warren
becoming
'Hayes'

Warren's DecaDance
becoming
'Brighton'

and,
well,
leave it at that...

No fancy buzz-word marketing nonsense needed
At Tango...

 - Ken Royden