Goin' Foamin'
18th December 2008
I've paid my entry
They're all couples here
But I don't care
I'm not just gonna sit there
Like 'Pams'
And wait for some bloke
To (eventually) ask me
No
I know it's
Supposedly 'wrong'
To ask - but I'm gonna
I'll be waiting all day
Otherwise!
I'm
Goin' foamin'
I'm a female
And
I'm on a mission
Dare they refuse me!
Females on a mission (foamin)
That's me...
Oh look
There's a girl
'Goin foamin'
You might say
And she might be using
That old MJ trick
Of creeping up from behind you
With the tap on the shoulder
Before you can escape
You could say
"You've been foamed"
- Ken Royden, 18th December 2008