The A-Team's Guide To Tango

17th January 2009

If the A Team were to comment on Tango...:

Howlin' Mad Murdoch

"I did not mess up the move! I simply did it without the customary accompaniment of steps and pivots."

"I did what I did 'cause if I didn't do it, it wouldn't have gotten done, and might I add that not doing it at all would have been a lot worse than doing it badly, which I was not about to do."

On musicality ~

"Use your imagination! Or you can borrow mine"

"Thank you for dancing miracle tango, where lady luck is your follower."

"I'll be back by the stroke of midnight, or sooner if they run out of decent nuevo music."

"What we need is a little distraction. . . are you wearing knickers?"

"When the going gets tough, the tough get dancing."

"Is it too late to have you guys break me in to BA?"

"Some people walk through hot coals, some eat glass, some climb Mount Everest, others dance tango; it is the way of the universe."

"Out of my mind, Back in a tanda"

BA Baracus

"The man is a little weird, ok, but he got some good ideas, so leave 'em be."

"Aw, Hannibal, is this one of your sequences? Supposed to go down 1, 2, 3? You always forget 4, 5, and 6."


"Tango is kinda like nature's way of sticking your finger in a light socket. Our problem is, Hannibal likes it."

"Hello.. ladies.."

"Look to this dance
For yesterday is but a dream,
And tomorrow is only a vision,
But this tanda well danced,
Makes every yesterday a dream of happiness
And every tomorrow a vision of hope."


"It's always darkest just before it goes completely black."

"You'll be a princess in a room full of move monsters"

"I love it when legs come together!"

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- Christopher O'Shea, 17th January 2009